January172019

rooksandravens:

ceekari:

catchymemes:

“This is Jeremiah. Jeremiah wore safety goggles while angle grinding. Jeremiah still has his right eye. Be like Jeremiah.”

Via @tjconnorstweets

I feel like Jeremiah needs to be put on workplace posters.

I work in safety sales and I see this shit all the time. Please be safe, friends.

(Source: catchymemes, via phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)

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pomrania:
“ narramin:
“what a fucking power move
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[Image description: photo of some text (source not given) about Caesar’s last words. Transcription follows.]
Suetonius adds that, according to some reports, he said in Greek: “Kai su, teknon” (which...

pomrania:

narramin:

what a fucking power move

[Image description: photo of some text (source not given) about Caesar’s last words. Transcription follows.]

Suetonius adds that, according to some reports, he said in Greek: “Kai su, teknon” (which Shakespeare turned into the Latin “Et tu Brute?”). It literally means “You too, child,” but what Caesar may have intended by the words isn’t clear. Tempest cites “an important article” by James Russell (1980) “that has often been overlooked”. Russell points out that the words kai su often appear on curse tablets, and suggests that Caesar’s putative last words were not “the emotional parting declaration of a betrayed man to one he had treated like a son” but more along the lines of “See you in hell, punk.”

[End description.]

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quendians:

quendians:

quendians:

i love how legolas is canonically absurdly ready to throw hands for his friends

boromir: and what would a mere ranger know of this?

legolas despite literally being in a council about the fate of the world with the most important people alive:

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eomer: i would cut off your head, dwarf, if it stood but a little higher off the ground

legolas, despite the fact they’re surrounded on all sides by men with big spears:

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physticuffs:
“ anderz-zombieslayer:
“ euphoric-blue:
“ omg-humor:
“I didn’t expect that
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This makes me uncomfortable
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Big boy
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i’m fairly confident the reason everyone assumes Curiosity is about the size of a dog is because informal NASA press...

physticuffs:

anderz-zombieslayer:

euphoric-blue:

omg-humor:

I didn’t expect that

This makes me uncomfortable

Big boy

i’m fairly confident the reason everyone assumes Curiosity is about the size of a dog is because informal NASA press (and by extension, the general culture of people who care abt what NASA’s up to) talks about Curiosity like it is, in fact, an unusually smart and self-aware pet, and i think that’s beautiful.

(Source: omg-humor, via phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)

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indiepunks:

iamidris:

5hundredbenz:

iamidris:

so if you can’t afford health insurance in america, you just die?

hahah yes

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we americans think this is normal but once someone from literally anywhere else points this out we’re like. ah. damn

(via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

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aro-ace-from-outer-space22:

primordialpaper:

izumism:

izumism:

I was going through useless facts and trivia to fill my brain with shit and I learned in feudal Japan the term for a bisexual man was something along ”wields swords in both hands”

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And the gays win again.

Zuko is leading us into 20Biteen with pride

I think you mean with honor

Oh shit💙💜💖

(via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

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alloverthegaf:

livenarrator:

alloverthegaf:

now that everyone’s properly appreciated that clip of Mr Blobby on The Big Fat Quiz please enjoy the most incredible rant ever by Richard Ayaode on the same show

This is good but for me nothing will ever beat the Water Pressure in My Apartment’s Not Great

my god you’re so right

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twilightisgaynow:

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2019 is already infinitely better than 2018

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